Don't Forget to Subscribe

By Didi Gorman 

‘Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel and hit that notification button,’ pleaded my favorite Youtuber at the end of a clip.

‘Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel, hit that notification button, and follow me on Facebook and Twitter,’ requested another.

‘Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel, hit that notification button, follow me on Facebook and Twitter, check out my website, and support me on Patreon,’ demanded yet another.

Then came the most impressive outro thus far, by yet another YouTuber: ‘Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel, hit that notification button, follow me on Facebook and Twitter, check out my website, support me on Patreon, leave a comment down below, like, love, and share.’

I have to say I’m inspired and I’m taking notes. Why don’t I breathe some more life into the last paragraph of my own posts? Replace that flat ‘See you next time’ with a more gripping finale?

Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel, hit that notification button, follow me on Facebook and Twitter, check out my website, support me on Patreon, leave a comment down below, like, love, share, care, check out my Instagram, Pinterest, Snapchat, and LinkedIn, search me up on Amazon, BBC, CBC, CTV, CNN, Gmail, Hotmail, Messenger, Zoom, Hangouts, TEAMS, Skype, FaceTime, WhatsApp, Google Maps, Google Earth, and NASDAQ.

There. Nailed it.

See you next time!